Thursday, 15 July 2010
Calling all chickens
'At last! Something great on telly for us to watch!'
'Why? What's on the box? Is it Chicken Run again?'
'No, it's a cool programme about the private life of us chickens! It's on BBC2 at eight o'clock tonight.'
'Oh dear! I'm not sure I like the idea of that! My life and my space is very private thank you very much, I may not choose to share it with the nation!'
'And mine too! I like to take my dust bath in private! Goodness me is nothing sacred?'
'Come on girls, those humans still need to learn a few things about what goes on inside the chicken coop! We are amazing creatures and our ancestors have been around for so much longer they have.'
'Hopefully they will have have done lots of research and read a few good books along the way before they have an idea of what we are about!