"Excuse me ladies, I wondered how you feel about the Auto-Tune machine on X Factor?"
"Well, we think it's cool, but then we can't sing."
"I think it's appalling, I'm a serious artist, I certainly do not need or desire a machine to meddle with my voice."
"I think it's shocking too."
"I mean to say, it's not like we need any tricks to get us to perform well!"